Big day. Servant arrived in morning. Dressed me for fundraising event, vest-thing that said I am Adoptable. Thought I am Titus.
Rolled around on my back in kennel, took two to get vest-thing on me. Hee-hee.
Left kennel, yeah! Walked around. Peed. Walked to car. Servant also chauffeur. “Hop in, Titus.” Saw treat on back seat. Had to get it.
Door closed! Moving! Scared of car. Tried to get in front. Blocked by servant-chauffeur. Wedged head between window and chauffeur’s headrest. Considered peeing again. Didn’t. Panted.
Smelled park! Saw park! Full of dogs! Like dogs! Glad to exit car.
Servant no longer chauffeur now escort. Got bandana. Liked it! Walked around. Got snacks. Hi! Hi! Hi! Fun.
Hot. Drank water. Sat in shade under table next to dog that lived in shelter, now lives in home.
Moved on. Saw hot dog pieces in bucket of water. “Shelter dogs can bob for free.” Try miss. Try miss. Try miss. Try got it! Yum.
Saw animals with people on backs. Sniffed paw. No toes! Jumped when it stamped toeless paw and neighed. Goodbye!
Walked more. Met more dogs. Met more people. Ate more snacks. Drank more water. Servant-escort poured water on my head. Liked it.
Back to car. Didn’t want to get in. Servant-escort crawled into back. Had to follow. Door closed!
Moving again. Considered puking. Didn’t. Put head by servant-chauffeur. Panted. Drooled. Tired. Sat down on back seat. Lay down. Better.
Back in kennel. Tired. Took off vest-thing. Kept bandana.
“You were a great boy, Titus. Someone will adopt you soon.”
Servant-chauffeur-escort-editor’s note: Titus found a permanent home a few days later. Adopted & Gone!